You could have
September 26, 2007 by Al Link
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A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost sixteen hours on the road they’re too tired to continue and decide to stop at a hotel for a good night’s rest. When they check out the next morning, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man [...]
Sagging
September 24, 2007 by Al Link
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There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she replied. "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I [...]
5 cents
September 22, 2007 by Al Link
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An elderly couple were watching television one night when the husband said, "Doris, inflation has eaten up our Social Security checks. The next ones aren’t due for another week and we don’t have enough money for food. I hate to suggest this, but you’re going to have to go out on the street and hustle." [...]
Introduction
September 20, 2007 by Al Link
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A small white guy goes into an elevator. When he gets in he notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black dude looks down upon the small white guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown" The small [...]
Flaccid
September 18, 2007 by Al Link
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A young couple was married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets [...]
No thanks
September 16, 2007 by Al Link
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A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Let’s both swim under the ship and blow out our air hole [...]
Childbirth Pain
September 14, 2007 by Al Link
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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon arrival the doctor said that he had invented a machine that would transfer a portion of the labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of [...]
Ranch Hand
September 12, 2007 by Al Link
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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long [...]
Typing the wrong e-mail address could cause some grief
September 10, 2007 by Al Link
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Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find [...]
Stepping on ducks
September 8, 2007 by Al Link
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Three guys, Mark, Pete, and Steve died and found themselves at the gates of paradise. The angel said, "I’ll let you three inside, but on one condition. You must never step on a duck." The three guys accepted this strange condition and went on in. While walking on a grassy field, mark took [...]

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