$200

A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

      "Hi, I’m Chris. Is Tony home?

      "No," she replies. "He went to the store. He’ll be back soon."

      "Well, do you mind if I wait?"

      "Of course not … come in."

Chris enters and they sit and chat a moment when he suddenly says, "You know, Nora, you have the greatest breasts I’ve ever seen. In fact, I’d give a hundred bucks if I could just see one of them."

 
Nora is a little startled, but justifiably proud of her endowment, thinks about it for a moment and figures, "What the hell, a hundred bucks — is a hundred bucks."

 She opens her robe partially and shows him one. He stares a moment, thanks her and puts a hundred dollars on the table. Then he says,"Nora, that’s so beautiful, I’ve got to see them both. I’ll give you another hundred if I could see them both together!"

 Nora thinks for a moment, and then opens her robe completely for him. Chris gives a nice long look, throws another hundred on the table, says he can’t wait for Tony any longer and leaves.

A while later Tony comes home and Nora says, "While you were gone that weird friend of yours, Chris, dropped by."

"Oh yeah," says Tony. "Did he happen to drop off the $200 he owes me?"

4 Freedoms Relationship Tantra

Al Link and Pala Copeland

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