5 cents

An elderly couple were watching television one night when the husband said, "Doris, inflation has eaten up our Social Security checks. The next ones aren’t due for another week and we don’t have enough money for food. I hate to suggest this, but you’re going to have to go out on the street and hustle."

"Hustle? Me?" she exclaimed. "But I’m 78!"

"It’s the only way," her husband concluded sadly. Resigned to the situation, the old woman went out onto the streets and didn’t come staggering home until early the next morning.

"Here," she said, "I made $3.05."

"Three dollars and five cents! Who gave you a nickel?"

"Everybody," she replied.

4 Freedoms Relationship Tantra

Al Link and Pala Copeland

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