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Stepping on ducks

September 8, 2007 by Al Link  
Filed under Sexy Jokes and Quotes

Three guys, Mark, Pete, and Steve died and found themselves at the gates of paradise. The angel said, "I’ll let you three inside, but on one condition. You must never step on a duck."

 
The three guys accepted this strange condition and went on in.

 
While walking on a grassy field, mark took time to look at the blue cloudless sky. Suddenly, "Quack!"

 
The angel appeared beside him. "You have stepped on a duck. You are liable for exile, but if you still desire to remain, you will have to marry the ugliest woman alive."

 
Mark had no choice but to agree.

 
Pete was walking in the middle of paradise. While he stopped to smell the flowers, "Quack Quack!"

 
The angel promptly appeared and s
aid the same thing, and soon Mark and Pete were talking to each other about how unfortunate they were to have married the two ugliest women alive.

 
One day the two downcast friends met Steve, who was obviously very happy and had no idea what had happened to the other two. Mark and Pete were so surprised when they saw who Steve was with, a gorgeous supermodel. He introduced her as his wife. They asked him how he came to be so lucky. To which Steve replied: "Well, she wouldn’t tell me anything. She just s
aid that she stepped on a duck."

 

 

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